i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat
idk why everyone took me saying this as a bad thing… it translates to “i am becoming delicious”
art is open to interpretation
(via ruinedchildhood)
- Harley: *getting ready to leave the bar* I gotta go.
- Ivy: Aren't you forgetting something?
- Harley: Uh... *looks confused, then hesitantly kisses Ivy's forehead and runs out*
- Ivy: No! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
(via laughbitches)
(via ruinedchildhood)
(Source: broad-city, via letsgetnakedforfree)
(via panamaweddings)
You have permission to walk away, without carrying any guilt.
—(via panamaweddings)
(Source: kushandwizdom, via panamaweddings)
(Source: marlonbrandolookinbitch, via strangeparker)
(Source: igxbaddies, via ruinedchildhood)
mario is an abusive fuck
He must be stopped.
LUIGI THROW THEM HANDS.
‘It be ya own niggas sometimes’
Don’t forget this
(Source: ruinedchildhood, via ruinedchildhood)
(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace, via tyleroakley)